Dear Smoke, I’m crushing on my plumber, and actually clog my drains just so I can call her.  The last time I actually flushed my bra and underwear; I think that she is getting suspicious.  What should I do? -Crushing

Dear Smoke, Will wearing plaid make me attractive? -Plain Jane

Dear Smoke, How long should I be brushing my teeth for?  Someone told me to do it to the Mambo No 5 song, but that seems too long.  Thoughts? -Smiley

Dear Smoke, Hi, my name is Jane Doe and I am 28 years old and from PEI.  I recently found a pair of floral granny panties in the back of my boyfriends car.  They sure the hell ain’t mine, cause I don’t wear any underwear.  I tried to confront him but he just said that […]

Dear Smoke, Every morning my roommate likes to do yoga in the nude and leaves his door open when he does.  I asked him to close his door but he says that it gets too hot with the door closed and that I need to grow up and stop being such a prude.  I really […]