Hi, my name is Jane Doe and I am 28 years old and from PEI. I recently found a pair of floral granny panties in the back of my boyfriends car. They sure the hell ain’t mine, cause I don’t wear any underwear. I tried to confront him but he just said that he was driving with the window down and likely a gust of wind blew them in. I have a feeling he is lying…what should I do Smoke?
I wouldn’t say the barf bag is lying, it seems likely though. Granny panties are heavy, doubt they could have blown into his car. If you had found a thong, the story would have been entirely plausible. The question now is whether you are going to hang ten or blitz…and I am going to tell you, what I tell everyone involved in this sort of a struggle, go get a Poutine. That’s right, nothing can make your problems go away better than a big Smoke’s Poutinerie Poutine, I kid you not! Gotta bail, I have a case of floral granny panties to throw into oncoming traffic before midnight!