Dear Smoke,
How long should I be brushing my teeth for?  Someone told me to do it to the Mambo No 5 song, but that seems too long.  Thoughts?
-Smiley

Hey Smiley,
Say what?  you think Mambo No 5 is too long…. Whoa Dude, I’ve been doing it to Bohemian Rhapsody for all these years…bummer.
Smoke