Trouble with your significant other? Did you just discover a strange rash that you do not want to mention? Issues at work? Don’t know how to handle your mother in law? If you have reached Rock bottom there is only one person to go to for advice, Smoke, The Man, The Myth and The Legend! For the first time you can reach out directly to Smoke and he will respond through this Blog! Smoke does not have a degree in psychology, counseling, medicine or human resources, but he does make a kick-ass Poutine and is willing to toss in his two cents worth, if you dare to ask!
WARNING: Smoke’s advice is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as helpful in any way…in fact, if you are considering following Smoke’s advice, you should ask Smoke for his advice about that.
Let’s Play Dress Up
Dear Smoke, Cosplay is causing a rift in my marriage. She dresses like Ginger and I have always been a Mary Ann fan. It is getting to be a drag even dressing up like Gilligan…. What should I do? -Little Buddy
Dear Smoke, I always wanted to be a surgeon, but I passed on it and became a drummer in a Death Metal band for the past ten years. I don’t want this lifestyle any longer and would like to finish school. The problem is, after years of abusive behavior and constantly drumming, my hands have […]
Watch the Dead
Dear Smoke, My Grandpa died and had a watch that I really liked. I asked Grammy for the watch, so I could have a piece of him with me always, but she said no, she wants to bury the watch with him. Not sure what to do, but he won’t need it and I really, […]