Trouble with your significant other?  Did you just discover a strange rash that you do not want to mention?  Issues at work?  Don’t know how to handle your mother in law?  If you have reached Rock bottom there is only one person to go to for advice, Smoke, The Man, The Myth and The Legend!  For the first time you can reach out directly to Smoke and he will respond through this Blog!  Smoke does not have a degree in psychology, counseling, medicine or human resources, but he does make a kick-ass Poutine and is willing to toss in his two cents worth, if you dare to ask!

WARNING: Smoke’s advice is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as helpful in any way…in fact, if you are considering following Smoke’s advice, you should ask Smoke for his advice about that.

The Hair Necessities

Dear Smoke, I am thinking about a new look, is crimped hair in again and if so, should I rock the crimped hair look? -Fuzzy

Smarter Kids?

Dear Smoke, I always wondered, would eating Poutine make my children smarter? -Darlene

Threesome?

Dear Smoke, Would you be into a threesome with my wife and me? -Hopeful

The Hair Necessities

Dear Smoke, I am thinking about a new look, is crimped hair in again and if so, should I rock the crimped hair look? -Fuzzy

Smarter Kids?

Dear Smoke, I always wondered, would eating Poutine make my children smarter? -Darlene

Threesome?

Dear Smoke, Would you be into a threesome with my wife and me? -Hopeful