Talking Dog

Dear Smoke, If I gave my dog gravy to drink, would she be able to talk to me? -Random

Disgusting

Dear Smoke, I think that farting in public is a terrible habit but my friend tells me that it is harmful to hold a fart in… Is this true? -Bill from Winnipeg

Tape Player – Smoke’s Artifacts

Smoke spent hours in front of his family’s kitchen radio, fingers carefully placed on the record/play/pause buttons of this very cassette recorder.  Many totally bitchin’ mixed tapes were produced over the years to celebrate all of Smoke’s achievements!  Smoke’s only regret was that the DJ would always talk over the last 5 seconds of the […]

1980’s The Good The Bad and The UGLY Pt 3

Hey Dudes! This is the final part of my series, 1980’s The Good The Bad and The Ugly, part 3, the UGLY.  If you missed them, you can catch the GOOD published in March and the BAD published in April.  Remember, these are just my opinion, even though it is the only opinion that really […]

Clock’s a Ticking

Dear Smoke, Will eating poutine increase my fertility? -Desperate

Let’s Play Dress Up

Dear Smoke, Cosplay is causing a rift in my marriage.  She dresses like Ginger and I have always been a Mary Ann fan.  It is getting to be a drag even dressing up like Gilligan…. What should I do? -Little Buddy

1980’s The Good The BAD and The Ugly Pt 2

Hey Dudes! This is the second part of my series, 1980’s The Good The Bad and The Ugly part two, the BAD.  If you missed them, you can catch the GOOD published in March and the UGLY published in May  Remember, these are just my opinion, even though it is the only opinion that really […]

Mixed Tape – Smoke’s Artifacts

A rare look into Smoke’s softer side, this 1989 mixed tape was made by Smoke shortly after his breakup with Molly Ringwald.  Song 2 side B “Dream Girl” written and performed by Smoke himself, is in fact a tribute to the one that got away….

Glam Rocker

Dear Smoke, Will listening to Glam Rock too much burst my eardrums? -Ashley

Web Crawling

Dear Smoke, My parents think that I am Spiderman, help! -Wicked Web We Weave

Talking Dog

Dear Smoke, If I gave my dog gravy to drink, would she be able to talk to me? -Random

Disgusting

Dear Smoke, I think that farting in public is a terrible habit but my friend tells me that it is harmful to hold a fart in… Is this true? -Bill from Winnipeg

Tape Player – Smoke’s Artifacts

Smoke spent hours in front of his family’s kitchen radio, fingers carefully placed on the record/play/pause buttons of this very cassette recorder.  Many totally bitchin’ mixed tapes were produced over the years to celebrate all of Smoke’s achievements!  Smoke’s only regret was that the DJ would always talk over the last 5 seconds of the […]

1980’s The Good The Bad and The UGLY Pt 3

Hey Dudes! This is the final part of my series, 1980’s The Good The Bad and The Ugly, part 3, the UGLY.  If you missed them, you can catch the GOOD published in March and the BAD published in April.  Remember, these are just my opinion, even though it is the only opinion that really […]

Clock’s a Ticking

Dear Smoke, Will eating poutine increase my fertility? -Desperate

Let’s Play Dress Up

Dear Smoke, Cosplay is causing a rift in my marriage.  She dresses like Ginger and I have always been a Mary Ann fan.  It is getting to be a drag even dressing up like Gilligan…. What should I do? -Little Buddy

1980’s The Good The BAD and The Ugly Pt 2

Hey Dudes! This is the second part of my series, 1980’s The Good The Bad and The Ugly part two, the BAD.  If you missed them, you can catch the GOOD published in March and the UGLY published in May  Remember, these are just my opinion, even though it is the only opinion that really […]

Mixed Tape – Smoke’s Artifacts

A rare look into Smoke’s softer side, this 1989 mixed tape was made by Smoke shortly after his breakup with Molly Ringwald.  Song 2 side B “Dream Girl” written and performed by Smoke himself, is in fact a tribute to the one that got away….

Glam Rocker

Dear Smoke, Will listening to Glam Rock too much burst my eardrums? -Ashley

Web Crawling

Dear Smoke, My parents think that I am Spiderman, help! -Wicked Web We Weave