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Web Crawling

Dear Smoke,
My parents think that I am Spiderman, help!
-Wicked Web We Weave

Hey Wicked,
Before I can give my professional opinion, I need you to answer a few questions for me…

  1. Can you do whatever a spider can?
  2. Use a simile to describe how you catch thieves.
  3. Are you strong, and what kind of blood do you have?
  4. Do you usually arrive late, early, or just in time?
  5. How do you feel about wealth and fame?
  6. Do you usually hang around hang ups?