Dear Smoke,
The person who sits behind me at work just STINKS!  I’m talking the deepest pit of hell mixed with hummus.   What should I do if I can’t move?
-Needs Help!

Hey Needs,
If they smell like hummus, I’d bring some crackers!  Seriously dude, if you can’t move, perhaps you should step-off and change jobs?  Have you ever considered being a greeting card writer?  Someone with your flare for descriptive writing would be perfect for that field!  I can actually see your question above as a card verse, big time!
Smoke