The person who sits behind me at work just STINKS! I’m talking the deepest pit of hell mixed with hummus. What should I do if I can’t move?
If they smell like hummus, I’d bring some crackers! Seriously dude, if you can’t move, perhaps you should step-off and change jobs? Have you ever considered being a greeting card writer? Someone with your flare for descriptive writing would be perfect for that field! I can actually see your question above as a card verse, big time!