Honey? I’m Home!

Dear Smoke, How can I get through the quarantine with my significant other, without killing him? -Carole

DIY Mixed Tape

Today I wanted to take a few minutes to drop science on the lost art of mixed tape creation!  If you follow this closely, you will be making the most tubular tapes in no time!

Molly’s Straw – Smoke’s Artifacts

Everybody has heard the rumours that have been circulating since the Breakfast Club!  Smoke had a short but life-changing romance with Molly Ringwald or a very convincing impersonation artist.  “Molly” used this straw, while sharing a Coke with Smoke, during their first date.  In not so polite circles, it is said, that the straw wasn’t […]

I Relish Poutine

  My poutine confession is not as exciting as some may be, but it is something that I am a bit embarrassed doing. 

Pants on Fire

Dear Smoke, You have to help me.  Short version, I lied on a job application and got the job.  I now discover that I m grossly under-qualified and I’m afraid of getting fired.  What should I do? -Under-qualified

Hearing Voices – Your Worst Critic

Dear Smoke, I know that I reach out to you a lot for help, but Smoke, I need it again.  I keep hearing voices and they don’t like me.  They say the meanest things. -Jim

VHS Collection – Smoke’s Artifacts

Smoke attributes the secret to his success on this six movie VHS collection.  He spent many hours watching this collection and used it as a guide throughout his life.  Everything he knows about love and women he learned from Action Jackson.  Rocky himself, not only taught Smoke how to fight, but more importantly, that the […]

The Arcade Operator

When I was a young Smoke, I always went to the arcade and was pumped with the power and deadliness of the arcade dude!  He always wore a sweat stained coin apron cinched tight against his acid washed jeans and a kick ass 3/4 sleeve concert Tee.  Hanging at his side was the object of […]

Your Favourite Child?

Dear Smoke, I have to know.  What is your favourite Poutine?  Mine is traditional, does that make me boring?? -Anonymous

Duck…Duck…Drake

Dear Smoke My boss hates Drake and has told me to remove all his memorabilia from my office.  I can’t get through the day without this stuff, but I am afraid that I will get fired if I don’t do what she says.  What should I do? -Desperate

Honey? I’m Home!

Dear Smoke, How can I get through the quarantine with my significant other, without killing him? -Carole

DIY Mixed Tape

Today I wanted to take a few minutes to drop science on the lost art of mixed tape creation!  If you follow this closely, you will be making the most tubular tapes in no time!

Molly’s Straw – Smoke’s Artifacts

Everybody has heard the rumours that have been circulating since the Breakfast Club!  Smoke had a short but life-changing romance with Molly Ringwald or a very convincing impersonation artist.  “Molly” used this straw, while sharing a Coke with Smoke, during their first date.  In not so polite circles, it is said, that the straw wasn’t […]

I Relish Poutine

  My poutine confession is not as exciting as some may be, but it is something that I am a bit embarrassed doing. 

Pants on Fire

Dear Smoke, You have to help me.  Short version, I lied on a job application and got the job.  I now discover that I m grossly under-qualified and I’m afraid of getting fired.  What should I do? -Under-qualified

Hearing Voices – Your Worst Critic

Dear Smoke, I know that I reach out to you a lot for help, but Smoke, I need it again.  I keep hearing voices and they don’t like me.  They say the meanest things. -Jim

VHS Collection – Smoke’s Artifacts

Smoke attributes the secret to his success on this six movie VHS collection.  He spent many hours watching this collection and used it as a guide throughout his life.  Everything he knows about love and women he learned from Action Jackson.  Rocky himself, not only taught Smoke how to fight, but more importantly, that the […]

The Arcade Operator

When I was a young Smoke, I always went to the arcade and was pumped with the power and deadliness of the arcade dude!  He always wore a sweat stained coin apron cinched tight against his acid washed jeans and a kick ass 3/4 sleeve concert Tee.  Hanging at his side was the object of […]

Your Favourite Child?

Dear Smoke, I have to know.  What is your favourite Poutine?  Mine is traditional, does that make me boring?? -Anonymous

Duck…Duck…Drake

Dear Smoke My boss hates Drake and has told me to remove all his memorabilia from my office.  I can’t get through the day without this stuff, but I am afraid that I will get fired if I don’t do what she says.  What should I do? -Desperate