Plaid Nation

Dear Smoke, Will wearing plaid make me attractive? -Plain Jane

Brush Your Teeth

Dear Smoke, How long should I be brushing my teeth for?  Someone told me to do it to the Mambo No 5 song, but that seems too long.  Thoughts? -Smiley

He-man Action Figures – Smoke’s Artifacts

Everyone knows that Smoke has a large collection of He-Man Masters of the Universe Action Figures, the two figures shown in the picture, hold special meaning for Smoke as they was with Smoke on his first day of school, his first day at work and, of course, on his honeymoon.  By the power of Greyskull! […]

Rockin’ Arcade Games

Hey! Going to share with you some of my fave arcade games from the 1980’s, because of their popularity, many of these became pc or console games, but I fell in love with them at the arcade!  I have so many faves that I can not name them all, send me yours and I will […]

Granny Panties

Dear Smoke, Hi, my name is Jane Doe and I am 28 years old and from PEI.  I recently found a pair of floral granny panties in the back of my boyfriends car.  They sure the hell ain’t mine, cause I don’t wear any underwear.  I tried to confront him but he just said that […]

Downward Dawg

Dear Smoke, Every morning my roommate likes to do yoga in the nude and leaves his door open when he does.  I asked him to close his door but he says that it gets too hot with the door closed and that I need to grow up and stop being such a prude.  I really […]

Smoke’s Radical Pick Up Lines

Hey Dudes! Smoke here!  Its time to share a story with you that is going to teach you how to go all Def Leppard and Pour some Sugar on the girl of your dreams!! It was the summer of ‘84, a year of firsts….the first commercial CD player, first MTV Video Music awards, first Virgin […]

Video Games – Smoke’s Artifacts

A collection of Smoke’s favourite video games from the early 1980s.  They include Asteroids, Defender, Donkey Kong and of course, Pac-Man.  Smoke would play these games while testing his Poutine creations!  If you look closely you are sure to see grease stains from the double smoked bacon and squeaky cheese curds on the game cartridges! […]

Daily Operations

Dear Smoke, I have been playing this game for years and have become very good at it, in fact I haven’t lost to anyone in the past three years!  Which brings me to my question, will playing the game Operation qualify me for a PHD? -Hope to be, Dr. Nick

Honey? I’m Home!

Dear Smoke, How can I get through the quarantine with my significant other, without killing him? -Carole

Plaid Nation

Dear Smoke, Will wearing plaid make me attractive? -Plain Jane

Brush Your Teeth

Dear Smoke, How long should I be brushing my teeth for?  Someone told me to do it to the Mambo No 5 song, but that seems too long.  Thoughts? -Smiley

He-man Action Figures – Smoke’s Artifacts

Everyone knows that Smoke has a large collection of He-Man Masters of the Universe Action Figures, the two figures shown in the picture, hold special meaning for Smoke as they was with Smoke on his first day of school, his first day at work and, of course, on his honeymoon.  By the power of Greyskull! […]

Rockin’ Arcade Games

Hey! Going to share with you some of my fave arcade games from the 1980’s, because of their popularity, many of these became pc or console games, but I fell in love with them at the arcade!  I have so many faves that I can not name them all, send me yours and I will […]

Granny Panties

Dear Smoke, Hi, my name is Jane Doe and I am 28 years old and from PEI.  I recently found a pair of floral granny panties in the back of my boyfriends car.  They sure the hell ain’t mine, cause I don’t wear any underwear.  I tried to confront him but he just said that […]

Downward Dawg

Dear Smoke, Every morning my roommate likes to do yoga in the nude and leaves his door open when he does.  I asked him to close his door but he says that it gets too hot with the door closed and that I need to grow up and stop being such a prude.  I really […]

Smoke’s Radical Pick Up Lines

Hey Dudes! Smoke here!  Its time to share a story with you that is going to teach you how to go all Def Leppard and Pour some Sugar on the girl of your dreams!! It was the summer of ‘84, a year of firsts….the first commercial CD player, first MTV Video Music awards, first Virgin […]

Video Games – Smoke’s Artifacts

A collection of Smoke’s favourite video games from the early 1980s.  They include Asteroids, Defender, Donkey Kong and of course, Pac-Man.  Smoke would play these games while testing his Poutine creations!  If you look closely you are sure to see grease stains from the double smoked bacon and squeaky cheese curds on the game cartridges! […]

Daily Operations

Dear Smoke, I have been playing this game for years and have become very good at it, in fact I haven’t lost to anyone in the past three years!  Which brings me to my question, will playing the game Operation qualify me for a PHD? -Hope to be, Dr. Nick

Honey? I’m Home!

Dear Smoke, How can I get through the quarantine with my significant other, without killing him? -Carole