Downward Dawg

Dear Smoke, Every morning my roommate likes to do yoga in the nude and leaves his door open when he does.  I asked him to close his door but he says that it gets too hot with the door closed and that I need to grow up and stop being such a prude.  I really […]

Smoke’s Radical Pick Up Lines

Hey Dudes! Smoke here!  Its time to share a story with you that is going to teach you how to go all Def Leppard and Pour some Sugar on the girl of your dreams!! It was the summer of ‘84, a year of firsts….the first commercial CD player, first MTV Video Music awards, first Virgin […]

Video Games – Smoke’s Artifacts

A collection of Smoke’s favourite video games from the early 1980s.  They include Asteroids, Defender, Donkey Kong and of course, Pac-Man.  Smoke would play these games while testing his Poutine creations!  If you look closely you are sure to see grease stains from the double smoked bacon and squeaky cheese curds on the game cartridges! […]

Daily Operations

Dear Smoke, I have been playing this game for years and have become very good at it, in fact I haven’t lost to anyone in the past three years!  Which brings me to my question, will playing the game Operation qualify me for a PHD? -Hope to be, Dr. Nick

Honey? I’m Home!

Dear Smoke, How can I get through the quarantine with my significant other, without killing him? -Carole

DIY Mixed Tape

Today I wanted to take a few minutes to drop science on the lost art of mixed tape creation!  If you follow this closely, you will be making the most tubular tapes in no time!

Molly’s Straw – Smoke’s Artifacts

Everybody has heard the rumours that have been circulating since the Breakfast Club!  Smoke had a short but life-changing romance with Molly Ringwald or a very convincing impersonation artist.  “Molly” used this straw, while sharing a Coke with Smoke, during their first date.  In not so polite circles, it is said, that the straw wasn’t […]

I Relish Poutine

  My poutine confession is not as exciting as some may be, but it is something that I am a bit embarrassed doing. 

Pants on Fire

Dear Smoke, You have to help me.  Short version, I lied on a job application and got the job.  I now discover that I m grossly under-qualified and I’m afraid of getting fired.  What should I do? -Under-qualified

Hearing Voices – Your Worst Critic

Dear Smoke, I know that I reach out to you a lot for help, but Smoke, I need it again.  I keep hearing voices and they don’t like me.  They say the meanest things. -Jim

Downward Dawg

Dear Smoke, Every morning my roommate likes to do yoga in the nude and leaves his door open when he does.  I asked him to close his door but he says that it gets too hot with the door closed and that I need to grow up and stop being such a prude.  I really […]

Smoke’s Radical Pick Up Lines

Hey Dudes! Smoke here!  Its time to share a story with you that is going to teach you how to go all Def Leppard and Pour some Sugar on the girl of your dreams!! It was the summer of ‘84, a year of firsts….the first commercial CD player, first MTV Video Music awards, first Virgin […]

Video Games – Smoke’s Artifacts

A collection of Smoke’s favourite video games from the early 1980s.  They include Asteroids, Defender, Donkey Kong and of course, Pac-Man.  Smoke would play these games while testing his Poutine creations!  If you look closely you are sure to see grease stains from the double smoked bacon and squeaky cheese curds on the game cartridges! […]

Daily Operations

Dear Smoke, I have been playing this game for years and have become very good at it, in fact I haven’t lost to anyone in the past three years!  Which brings me to my question, will playing the game Operation qualify me for a PHD? -Hope to be, Dr. Nick

Honey? I’m Home!

Dear Smoke, How can I get through the quarantine with my significant other, without killing him? -Carole

DIY Mixed Tape

Today I wanted to take a few minutes to drop science on the lost art of mixed tape creation!  If you follow this closely, you will be making the most tubular tapes in no time!

Molly’s Straw – Smoke’s Artifacts

Everybody has heard the rumours that have been circulating since the Breakfast Club!  Smoke had a short but life-changing romance with Molly Ringwald or a very convincing impersonation artist.  “Molly” used this straw, while sharing a Coke with Smoke, during their first date.  In not so polite circles, it is said, that the straw wasn’t […]

I Relish Poutine

  My poutine confession is not as exciting as some may be, but it is something that I am a bit embarrassed doing. 

Pants on Fire

Dear Smoke, You have to help me.  Short version, I lied on a job application and got the job.  I now discover that I m grossly under-qualified and I’m afraid of getting fired.  What should I do? -Under-qualified

Hearing Voices – Your Worst Critic

Dear Smoke, I know that I reach out to you a lot for help, but Smoke, I need it again.  I keep hearing voices and they don’t like me.  They say the meanest things. -Jim