The Arcade Operator
When I was a young Smoke, I always went to the arcade and was pumped with the power and deadliness of the arcade dude! He always wore a sweat stained coin apron cinched tight against his acid washed jeans and a kick ass 3/4 sleeve concert Tee. Hanging at his side was the object of […]
Dear Smoke My boss hates Drake and has told me to remove all his memorabilia from my office. I can’t get through the day without this stuff, but I am afraid that I will get fired if I don’t do what she says. What should I do? -Desperate
The Man, The Myth and The Legend – The Smoke Life!
What inspires a man to launch a rocket into space? What compels him to flex his biceps to Hulk Hogan proportions? And what greatness causes a man, like SMOKE, to create the most gastronomical dish of all time?
Canadian Olympic Hockey Skates – Smoke’s Artifacts
Smoke used these skates while he was the Captain of the Canadian Olympic hockey team from 1972-1976. He was also featured on the team’s 1974 hockey card; but it was a non Olympic year so it suffered low circulation. Canada boycotted the Olympics in ’72 & ’76, in protest of strict amateur eligibility requirements. Unfortunately […]
My First Time – Poutine Confessions
I wanted to tell you about my first time, the beginning of what has become an ongoing torrid affair that I sometimes regret the next morning, but always return to, my guilty pleasure!
Who is Smoke – The Smoke Life!
Smoke lives in a penthouse cabin made of Lego deep in the woods, in Northern Canada. He’s a gastronomical genius who likes conjuring up new mouthwatering concoctions. At night, he can be seen flying off in his crop-duster….only to return home in the morning by parachute.
Cabbage Patch Doll Collection – Smoke’s Artifacts
Many do not understand why Smoke holds such an affection for these plastic and cloth dolls. Truth be known, Smoke was the actual creator of their predecessor “The Potato Field Kids!” Everything was going great in the potato field when young upstart Xavier Roberts tried to steal Smoke’s creation and pass it off as his […]