Dear Smoke,
Will eating poutine increase my fertility?
-Desperate

Hey Desperate,
Duh, eating Poutine will not, can not, increase your fertility.  But it will help you and your partner Carb up for the big game!  I recommend something with KD on it!  Carbs on top of Carbs!  And if you are fortunate enough to get pregnant, remember that we are open late night to help with those cravings!
Smoke