Dear Smoke,
Cosplay is causing a rift in my marriage.  She dresses like Ginger and I have always been a Mary Ann fan.  It is getting to be a drag even dressing up like Gilligan…. What should I do?
-Little Buddy

Hey Little Buddy,
For years people have argued over Ginger or Mary Ann.  I understand that everyone has their own “dream girl”, but each was bodacious in her own way!  Ginger?  Mary Ann?  Dude, don’t let those small details mess you up…it could be a lot worse than that.  She could dress like the Skipper!
Smoke