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Dear Smoke
My boss hates Drake and has told me to remove all his memorabilia from my office.  I can’t get through the day without this stuff, but I am afraid that I will get fired if I don’t do what she says.  What should I do?

Hey Desperate!
Your boss sounds most bodacious!  I would book it into her office first thing tomorrow morning, give a righteous high five and compliment her on her excellent taste!  Then pick up some bomb Glam Rock and turn it up to 11!!!  You are lucky to work for such a person.