Dear Smoke,
Would you be into a threesome with my wife and me?
-Hopeful

Hey Hopeful,
No offence intended and whatever floats your boat, but no can do, dude!  I think the whole idea of such a thing is heinous to the max, demeaning, morally wrong and a sin against the sanctity of marriage!  N…O… NO!
P.S. pm me!
Smoke