Talking Dog
Dear Smoke, If I gave my dog gravy to drink, would she be able to talk to me? -Random
Author: mike.graham
Disgusting
Dear Smoke, I think that farting in public is a terrible habit but my friend tells me that it is harmful to hold a fart in… Is this true? -Bill from Winnipeg
Tape Player – Smoke’s Artifacts
Smoke spent hours in front of his family’s kitchen radio, fingers carefully placed on the record/play/pause buttons of this very cassette recorder. Many totally bitchin’ mixed tapes were produced over the years to celebrate all of Smoke’s achievements! Smoke’s only regret was that the DJ would always talk over the last 5 seconds of the […]
1980’s The Good The Bad and The UGLY Pt 3
Hey Dudes! This is the final part of my series, 1980’s The Good The Bad and The Ugly, part 3, the UGLY. If you missed them, you can catch the GOOD published in March and the BAD published in April. Remember, these are just my opinion, even though it is the only opinion that really […]
Clock’s a Ticking
Dear Smoke, Will eating poutine increase my fertility? -Desperate