Dear Smoke,
I think that farting in public is a terrible habit but my friend tells me that it is harmful to hold a fart in… Is this true?
-Bill from Winnipeg

Hey Bill,
I regret to tell you that your friend is bang on!  Nothing is worse for you then holding it back!  In fact, you could explode, fer sure!  I’d suggest letting them rip!  And get a dog, so you will have someone to blame it on!
Smoke